was juz listenin to radio juz now
heard a funny joke by flyin dutchman durin the mornin show
here it goes

fd: i pity tis guy in france...
one dae tis guy wanted to patent his inventions
so he went to the patent office to register
so the lady at the counter started to take down his particulars
den the lady asked him "so wat have u invented tat u wish to patent?
"oh! i invented a folding bottle. i named it foldtle."
bcoz of the french accents, the lady heard as "faltle" and so she wrote down
"i oso invented a folding carton. i named it foldton."
as heard, the lady wrote down as "falton"
tis time the lady could not stand anymore and burst into laughter
"why would anyone give such a name to his product?"
"nobody would want to buy the product."
tis french guy was of coz angry, he den took the paper away from the lady
and left the counter.
But juz before he step out of the office, he said something
"miss, for ur info, i oso invented a foldin bucket"

i tink some pple will not be able to catch the joke
well... a small hint for u... wat do u tink the guy will name his foldin bucket?
HAhaha!! cheeros!

been some time since i blog...
hmmm.... latest event was my cousin's weddin
tis yr gone tru 2 weddings liao
both are my close cousins
now left 2 cousins 1 sister left
and lastly 1 guy (well...it's me)
HAha...maybe soon i will havin more nephews and nieces

countin down to TP
19 more daes!!
countin down to enlistment
23 more daes!!
countin down to national dae(first book out dae)
38 more daes!!
countin down to ORD
?? more daes!!

added many frenz recently on facebook
all are from anderson, my pri skool
addin them, viewin their profiles esp their picts
its like "OMG! where was the little gal or boy i seen went to?"
1 realli shocked me, she looked TOTALLY different!
seriously no joke! its like another person!
seen many other old frenx, some change but still recognisable
dunno whether will we ever organise a gatherin
imagine nearly 8 yrs nvr see each other
Hahaa... 1 of them even married liao...LOl
seein them realli tink back of the past
nt everything but those fun and bad moments we all had...

as u can see, NEW BLOGSKIN!!!
haha!!... more vibrant, more juicy(hmmm...)
juz felt wanna have a change, rather sian with the old one
so i decided to change! soon be goin out to another stage of my life
ok nt tat soon la, but soon la huh...haha
anyway, does anyone noes how to put the imeem music function in the blog??
cant seem to find the the "set of programmin words" to paste in the settings
anyone noe, plz tag me... thx (:

24th July, holidae to tekong
HAha... yup as u guess, my NS letter is here
when i open the letter, my 1st reaction was
"wah!! tio enlistment liao la..."
den next thing i was like laughin to myself suddenly
sounded like im crazy ah!!
haha... it juz unknowingly juz came out lo...Haha
actualli goin in early not so bad la...
at least i noe i no need to realli find a job now
but 1 thing i worry is my driving... july juz nice is my tp mth
LOl... see how things go lo... hopefully i can pass b4 i enter
HAha...

Woo~hoo!! passed by FTT!!!
feel so proud sia.. haha!! 1st time some more!!
its like the 1st 5 mins i do finish everything liao
den followed by fs...Haha... 1st time tAke test like no kick lyt
LOL... but all thx to the e-trial test i wld sae
tat one realli god-like, no need to study juz do the trial test
now left is practical nia... hopefully by july can TP
hahax... SIMIN is a the joker of all joker lo...

simin: "what is fire hydrant?"
simin: "izzit the traffic light infront of the fire station?"

me: "wat to u do when there is flashin amber light?"
simin: "proceed slowly..."
me: "yup, coz traffic light is faulty"
simin: "iziit?"
me: "yup"
after a while
me: "so wat is a flashin green light?"
simin: (flippin tru the btt book)"u have to stop at the line...den ermm...proceed slowly..."

seriously laugh until buey tahan
destination at amk, she go tampines
destination at ubi, she go bishan
her direction power...HAhha...anyway congratz her for passin her btt todae too
HAha...

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ventin my frustration

In CONSTRUCTION here :D

Ron Lee
17th Dec 1989
Product Designer Amateur